Greetings from the customer retention office of the Monroeville Music Center.
We have initiated a voluntary recall of one digital album due to shoddy workmanship caused by a rushed production deadline. Our quality assurance overseer maintains that the low quality product was price-adjusted to reflect the inferior product (in fact he assures me that he felt so strongly about it that he reduced the price to $0.00). You may take solace in the fact that the quality assurance overseer responsible has been promoted out of his position in the digital department and into the DVD and cassette department.
The product affected by the recall can be identified with the following information:
Album title: Choose Your Own Adventure
Neither the Monroeville Music Center nor Health Canada have received reports of consumer incidents or injuries related to the use of this product.
At this time we recommend that you replace your defective item with a compact cassette version of Choose Your Own Adventure. Regretfully, we are not authorized to waive any charges. We apologize for this inconvenience. If you would like to receive a replacement album on cassette please purchase one here. Please understand that this is a voluntary recall and you are under no obligation to participate.
We apologize for any inconvenience or discomfort this situation has caused you. Thank you for your time.